Sunday, August 17, 2014

CRIMESTOPPERS TIP

Police are investigating a Break and Enter to Turdo la Doo's Rockliffe Park home where  "reportedly" "someone" left a threatening note.  In the interest of public safety, we want to let the police know about this suspect.....

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  1. The world has just gone crazy. I tell ya, I was a cop for 30 years and I've seen threatening notes tied around rocks and heaved through windows, and threatening notes spray-painted in walls, and threatening notes tacked on high school locker doors - and I investigated hundreds of B & Es, but I never, ever saw "someone" break into a house to leave a threatening note to a mere dickhead. I mean, for cripes sakes, if you're gonna take that kinda risk you'll use a horse's head, right?

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  2. A horse's head...
    http://youtu.be/q2CX20bBNJE
    or a cow carcass:
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1375168/posts

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  3. Hang on Lads! There is some sorta "root cause" to this....Justy will be giving the break-in thug a hug yet....

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    1. Dear Justin
      Get your wife into a hag-bag or your as is gras...I mean, or you'll go up in smok...okay, or we'll wreck your join...fuggit, you know what we mean.
      Your Wahabi Friends

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    2. A finely carved Eskimo soapstone icon will do nicely in a pinch..one must query why only Liberal Party
      leaders get B&E'd

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    3. Must be a "victim" thing. You know, forcible entry...kind of a "I've been raped too" claim.

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  4. When of when will we ever get an update on this break-in to the royal abode?

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