Saturday, November 29, 2014

GOVERNMENT = CRIMINAL INCOMPETENCE

You just can't make this shit up.
The province spent $240 million implementing the new case management software for Ontario Works (OW) and Ontario Disability Support Program (ODSP) workers. It took a total of four years to develop and implement the Social Assistance Management System software. Its first day in operation was on Nov. 12...At least 17,000 payments were generated erroneously in less than a month, totalling $20 million.

Friday, November 28, 2014

BOY, YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO FARM THE MAILBOX!

"Words of wisdom" from a local farmer years ago (let's just say our respective philosophies regarding fiscal responsibility and government dependency in agriculture were somewhat divergent).
Mandatory AgriStability Participation Removed From Enrollment Criteria for Ontario RMP Program 
Hell, while we're at it, let's throw this in the mix too (probably not related)...

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

WHEN YOU LIE DOWN WITH DOGS

You shouldn't be surprised to wake up with fleas. Or is it bees?
It seems the love affair between Ontario agriculture and the Wynne Liberals isn't as sweet as honey any more.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

HOW COME ONTARIO'S NEW CONSERVATISM...

...looks and sounds like the same old meaningless snot and dribble.
“We have to be open-minded,”...Patrick Brown
“We need to build a new big blue tent...(avoid) the politics of division,”...Christine Elliott
“Reach out to everyday Ontarians.”...Lisa MacLeod

Monday, November 24, 2014

BITCH FIGHT ON THE ROLLER DERBY TRACK!

Grab the popcorn and follow this fray as Skinny Linnie McIntyre and Nails MacDonald get into the scratchin' and bitin' !


SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH, EH?

You survived the Urea Formaldehyde Insulation disaster, and you made it through the asbestos ceiling tiles plague, and you dodged the vermiculite insulation outbreak....But....your time is up, Punk!   You can't hold your breath forever! RADON IS GONNA GET YA!!!!!!


IT'S NOT EVERY DAY WE SAY "GOOD JOB TORONTO!"

Fans at the Air Canada Centre saved the day Tuesday after the anthem singer’s microphone stopped working.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

THE STATE OF DEPENDENCE

News: Illinois will forge ahead with its $111 billion pension deficit (aka: unfunded liability). Meanwhile, "there are 86 million full-time private sector workers in the United States paying taxes to support the government, and nearly 148 million Americans that are receiving benefits from the government each month."
Well, ain't nothin' we can't fix with a little more QE = margin debt (leveraged liquidity) for the stock market, eh?

DIGGING THE HOLE DEEPER


  The premiers of ON and QUE have a "meeting of the minds".  These two financial geniuses sign a
memorandum of agreement between the two provinces.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

THIS ONE'S FOR TJ...

David Stockman lays a beat-down on Hugh Hendry. Couldn'ta said it better meself.

DON'T GIMME THIS FUNNY MONEY! GIMME REAL MONEY!

Jean-Claude Juncker, the new head of the European Commission, is next week expected to unveil a €300bn investment programme for the next three years aimed at boosting growth through infrastructure and other projects.
Emmanuel Macron, France’s economy minister said “I’m convinced we need real money and we need to use it in an effective way." 
Poor old Freddy Bastiat just rolled over in his grave.

Monday, November 17, 2014

WHEN WHORES GET TO OLD...

...they get replaced, and end up whining all alone outside the brothel door.



IF YA CAN'T BRING MOHAMED TO YOUR MOUTAIN...

...why don't you just piss off south with your rose-coloured glasses and meet him on his. 
Victoria BC resident Richard Brunt one week ago giving Obammy a tongue bath: The dollar is at its strongest levels in years, the stock market is near record highs, gasoline prices are falling, there's no inflation, interest rates are the lowest in 30 years, U.S. oil imports are declining, U.S. oil production is rapidly increasing, the deficit is rapidly declining, and the wealthy are still making astonishing amounts of money...When you are done with Obamma, could you send him our way?


Brunt one month ago belly-aching about his Victoria BC property taxes: StasCan tells us that our real incomes (after inflation) have not moved since the 1990s. Yet City of Victoria workers continue to get generous raises. I’ve just heard they got 2% each year for 3 years. Inflation is 1.4%. Please, please tell me you are not giving city workers wage increases well in excess of inflation, every year. If that is true, I want to know if you supported it.

THE VERY CURE FOR THIS AILING WORLD's ECONOMY...

...Government-assisted suicide!
"plan for jumpstarting growth includes investing in infrastructure, increasing trade and the creation of a global infrastructure hub that would help match potential investors with projects.
Leaders also aim to reduce the gap between male and female participation in the workforce by 25 percent by 2025, saying that would put 100 million more women in employment and reduce poverty."


Friday, November 14, 2014

Thursday, November 13, 2014

NOTICE TO CHIEFS: YOU MIGHT NOT WANT AN INQUIRY, BECAUSE....

...behind all those missing and victimized aboriginal women....

...there just might be a "victimized" Indian man.

WHEN YOU'RE COLD, BROKE, HUNGRY AND....

...DEAD...will you still vote for the Ontario Liberals?



AH, THE OLD BLAME GAME...

Millennials are getting the old economic shaft, but are likely oblivious to the root causes. Here are some stats that scratch the surface of "sucks to be you guys: responsible for the baby boomers' unfunded liabilities", but the article also finishes with a pertinent example of "situational awareness".
CLA opinion: if you spend your time watching Jersey Shore rather than learning about your own country's revolutionary war, and the brilliant design and sentiments of its resultant constitution, you deserve to be screwed by the political oligarchs. Keep a-votin' for hope and change yo.
h/t zerohedge

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

TAXPAYERS AND TAX CONSUMERS

The inherently nonproductive and oligarchic nature of government thus ensures that all nations under political rule are divided into two classes: a productive class and a parasitic class or, in the apt terminology of the American political theorist John C. Calhoun, "taxpayers" and "tax-consumers."

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Monday, November 10, 2014

A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

Introducing the crazy concept that investors, shareholders, speculators and depositors, rather than taxpayers, should carry the risk of bank failure. Gee, that might require fatcat bankers to reassess risk, eh? Might also cause Joe Blow depositor to accept some of the burden of fiscal responsibility by assessing the fragility of the monetary system, rather than transferring that burden to his children and grandchildren who "some day" will be forced to deal with unfunded government liabilities.

A KNOT IN THEIR BERET

Protests against daycare fee increases are popping up in Quebec.
Seems the 7.30$-a-day to a sliding scale fee based on household income is just to much to bare.
The horror.... the fee might go to 20$ at the top end of the income scale. Collis. Tabernac. Lets riot in the streets and fling poutine!
The cost to the Quebec government for their subsidized day care program is 2.7 billion dollars a year for 223,000 spaces.
Hmmmm....what is it they say about socialism ending when you run out of other people's money?

Sunday, November 9, 2014

NO SH!T HITTING THE FAN HERE


A wind energy development company is claiming to be the victim of a Lucknow farmer.  Cry me a river.

HOW COZY IS YOUR BUBBLE BATH?

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Friday, November 7, 2014

PROSTITUTES NEED OUR HELP

Out of respect for Justin Turdeau's interest in prostitution, we would like to encourage our blog readers to send in photos of local prostitutes, such as Mimi or Jojo (pseudonyms have been used to protect their identities).
We at the CLA are committed to ending the abuse of Main Street workers in Canada, by guiding poor unfortunates like Mimi and Jojo away from their shameful pursuits. Email to us any helpful links or photos of your local prostitutes, when situations of flagrant, shameless whoring become known to you. You can reach us at canadianlandowneralliance@gmail.com. With your help, we can reach out and let them know that we're here to help them choose a new, more virtuous path in life.
Thank you

GRATITUDE FOR DECADES OF SUBSIDIES

The perversities of coddled European agriculture...coming soon to a Canadian city near you!

ONLY 92.4 MILLION AMERICANS...

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

SOLVE THE PROBLEM OVERNIGHT BY LOWERING TOBACCO TAXES...

...or seize the moment and create more useless government jobs.



THE SCARRING EFFECT SUFFERED BY THE UNEMPLOYABLE

Adult children stuck in their parents’ basements because they can’t find adequate employment should take unpaid work to bolster résumés as they wait for the recovery to take hold, Poloz said Monday in Toronto.
“Having something unpaid on your CV is very worth it, because that’s the one thing you can do to counteract this scarring effect,” Poloz told reporters was his advice to discouraged youth.
OK. Maybe that'll work. Or maybe a long-overdue boot in the arse...

PLAYIN' THE BONGOS

“With no warning, [Ghomeshi] just reached over and grabbed my genitals (through Hounslow’s jeans) and started fondling them. I was completely shocked and I reacted,” Hounslow said.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

THE KICK IN THE TEETH AWARD

"Washington is easing mortgage requirements and wants no down payment for houses again."
As Americans go to the polls today for mid-term elections, they'll be sure to punish those Washington, DC fools...

Monday, November 3, 2014

THE DISGUSTINGLY HIGH PRICE OF PROVING YOU'RE A SUPERMOM

And while you're at it, you may as well lick the huggies clean...



GRANNY WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

"Everything in moderation" was her motto. Words to live by.
If you want words to die by: "the so-called science was cooked, manipulated and the data selected to show a desired outcome concerning low fat diets.Medical providers got very rich-while many people got sick and even died from heart disease, diabetes, obesity and more."
With Canada's socialized medical system, tax dollars pay for the human carnage, caused by the falsified studies.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

WHEN THE IMAM TELLS US TO WAKE UP...

...you can bet it's time to wake up!
Assalaam Mosque Association president Abdulhakim Moalimishak said mainstream mosques are increasingly being challenged by extremists.

“I would not say this is an isolated incident. I would say there are groups out there that are trying to have a foothold in Islamic centres."

Moalimishak said extremists are taking advantage of the open-doors tradition of mosques and that mosques need help from the wider society to counter that threat.

"We came from war zones, we came from conflicts that we do not want to replicate in this great country of ours.… We do not want these places to be places of politics, of foreign agendas, and of groups who have no interest in co-existence."