Wednesday, July 30, 2014

THE APOCALYSE

Just wait until the MSM Chicken Littles' start reporting on the smoke, from millions of acres that have burned in the Northwest Territories, arrives via the jet stream in a smoky, gloomy haze over Central Canada (and Eastern U.S.) limiting sunshine this weekend.
The sky will be falling !

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

SO, DID YA HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE 3 HATEFUL IMAMS?

Notme, Notme, and Notme.
"...federal investigators were still asking leaders at a Burnaby, B.C., mosque who could have radicalized the man they had expressed concern about for at least two years."

Monday, July 28, 2014

PARROTS WANTED !!

As long as they scream like ruptured monkeys and howl like Husqvarnas.
"...The Rainforest Connection concept takes discarded cell phones, equips them with a solar technology, and places them in trees. The cell phones are set to continuously stream the ambient noise of the forest—so when the phones pick up the sound of gunshots, chainsaws, or other indicators of rainforest distress, an alert is immediately sent to the authorities..."
Ya shoulda stuck to grass and stayed off the glue, Neil

ALL CULTURES ARE CREATED EQUAL...

...but for a few minor differences.
"It seems to require a form of moral hypertrophy to find equivalence between Israel that uses its weapons to protect children, and Hamas that uses children to protect its weapons."
h/t George Jonas, Nat'l Post

Saturday, July 26, 2014

AAY-HEFF 'EN: OLD BLACKFOOT PHRASE MEANING...

...Jeeess...anywayss...we're just like that other useless bunch.
His (Shawn Atleo) resignation is a symptom of a deep and serious problem: the inherent dysfunction of the AFN itself. It is broken; its structure, modelled after the UN General Assembly, renders it irrelevant.
h/t Bourque Newswatch

RESEARCH PROVES DOGS 'ACQUIRED' HUMAN BEHAVIOUR

Mahone Bay N.S. to host Royal Canadian Arse Sniffers Convention.
h/t NewsWatchCanada

STUFF THAT EVEN DEMOCRATS KNOW

Q: What's worse than a Lame Duck President?
A:  A limp dick pretender.
The President has simply failed to respond to an outburst of violence around the world. It is an outburst that has not been seen since the 1970s. His only reaction is mere rhetoric, sometimes no rhetoric at all.
h/t The Spectator via NewsWatchCanada

Monday, July 21, 2014

UNDERCOVER ACTIVISTS

The animal activist group Mercy For Animals has been creating an uproar in the hog, turkey, veal and dairy industry in Canada, by infiltrating and filming on farms, and then given all the air time in the world on CTV's W5. In the U.S. the tables are starting to turn on the zealots.

BWAAHAAHAAHAA (sniff) OH THAT'S A GOOD ONE!

"...EPA said it has no intention of regulating ponds and puddles, would not regulate every ditch and won’t be regulating groundwater..."

Sunday, July 20, 2014

FEDS MULTI-TASK ON ENVIRO FRONT

Sucking....
"The federal government’s Pest Management Regulatory Agency has blamed neonics for recent bee deaths in Ontario and Quebec. It says extreme weather conditions caused the dust from newly planted corn fields to waft onto nearby foraging bees, and has mandated new measures to control the problem."
while blowing.
h/t Margaret Wente G&M

Saturday, July 19, 2014

NEVER ATTRIBUTE TO SEXISM...

...that which can be explained by simple logic.
“Reform and Preston Manning got taken more seriously, and I don’t know what the reason is. … I’d hate to think it was sexism,”

Friday, July 18, 2014

GOOGLE: HOW DO I QUALIFY

How the internet is assisting the modern freeloader...

THE BASTARD'S BACK

Find a piece of leather to bite down on, then read:
Less than an hour later, McGuinty, her hug having cloaked him in the imprimatur of acceptance and acceptability, emerged from the assembly to a media throng, grinned and declared: “I can’t begin to tell you how much I’ve missed you people.”
Reassured by the Liberals’ re-election that he is not radioactive, Bay St. is again looking approvingly at him. Seats on prestigious boards loom.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

IF YOU LIKE YOUR RESORT...

You get to keep your resort. The Obama administration is going to pony up 50 million for a resort to house illegal immigrants. Just wait 'til the other 100 million people in Central America hear about this!

HAVE YOU SPANKED A SOUZA TODAY?

Here's a Hat Tip to The Fraser Institute's Mark Milke....

OH FONTANA, DON'T YOU CRY FOR ME...

...Because there's always a job for you with Kathleen and her crooks.
"..."I'm going to have to live with this for the rest of my life, but I've got a lot more to offer," he said after he was sentenced, turning away from the cameras as tears started to fall."


THE WRETCHED REFUSE OF YOUR TEEMING SHORE

A catchy little tune to hum along to while yer building yer cabin...
h/t Manitouwadge

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

YA CAN TELL THERE'S A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER...

...because the whole class got sent to the Principal's Office.

IF YOU LIKE...

...loading your children and grandchildren with debt, limiting their employment opportunities, making their travel costs prohibitive, and screwing them with high auto insurance and ridiculous electricity costs...
You might be a ____________ Liberal!

DAMN! MUST BE ANOTHER ANTI-MOHAMMED VIDEO ON THE LOOSE!

UN yanks its staff from Libya.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

OH WELL...AT LEAST ONE ONTARIO PC GETS IT.

A flair for the obvious...
 “Our party has some very significant and built in deficiencies. If we don’t address those, I’m of the view it doesn’t matter who the leader is, we’ll still suffer defeat.”
Ignored by the oblivious to the detriment of anyone who cares.

Friday, July 11, 2014

NAME CHANGE !!! NATURAL CATASTROPHIC MAGAZINE

A confession from the Editor in Chief:
"The topics that are central to National Geographic’s coverage—the environment, climate change, cultures, innovation, and science—also are central to the national conversation about the future. We’re expert storytellers in all these areas..."
Uh-huh ... uh-huh .... uh-huh!

CBC AIRBRUSHES ITS FAVOURITE AIRHEAD

One toke over the line, Sweet Justin

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

LEGISLATION THREATENS MONTREAL'S TOURIST INDUSTRY !

Unless the law has an exemption that permits such acts between consenting animals....


ONTARIO: WHAT TO LOOK FORWARD TO

Possible Argentina debt default seen reducing corn output

Argentine farmers will likely sow less corn in the upcoming 2014-15 season if the government fails to stave off a new sovereign default in talks being held in New York this month, industry analysts said.
Meanwhile in Ontario...farmers have some debt issues too.
Well, at least farm income will stay strong...
And there's no risk of rising interest rates in Canada.
Funny thing about debt. You can't just wish it away, eh?

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

BYE BYE WILD ROSE (Jealousy in the Flower Bed)

Surrrrrrrrrrrrre it wasn't political!
So, they can vote on these mountains....or these mountains - but Albertans don't get to vote on whether they can retain "wild rose country" on their licence plates.

But, what else would you expect from pink pansies?
 h/t wabbits

LOUDER SARAH !!!

Sarah Palin has the balls to say what republican males won't:
Impeach the bastard!

INDUSTRY GROUPS IN US WANT KERRY TO RESTART KEYSTONE

Gee, you mean not everyone in the entire world is opposed to pipelines?

"it is unlikely that President Obama will make a decision on the fate of the pipeline before early 2015." Read: before midterm elections in November

I HOPE THEY'RE SCREENED FOR PTSD...

Betcha this will have 'em shakin' all over in Douglas Creek!

UH OH. HENRY'S INSULTED!

Ont. ag minister seeks ‘move away’ from wide neonic use

Grain Farmers of Ontario chairman Henry van Ankum said Monday the association is “extremely disappointed” to learn through the media — specifically, an article Sunday on the Globe and Mail’s website by reporter Eric Atkins — of incoming Agriculture Minister Jeff Leal’s plans, which may include a licensing system for future use of such products.
“The effort and leadership grain farmers have demonstrated on this issue has been second to none, and to have this discounted with such a rash move and announcement through media, is frankly insulting,”
Meanwhile, over at OFA headquarters...
We welcome the return of an integrated ministry of Agriculture, Food and Rural Affairs, led by Jeff Leal. Premier Wynne’s stint as Minister of Agriculture and Food helped boost the profile of the agri-food sector, and we’ll continue to push the potential with Minister Leal. We look forward to working closely with him to help champion our issues with other ministries, particularly Economic Development, Employment and Infrastructure.

FOOD PRODUCTION 101

Indonesia seeks ways to tame hunger for food imports

In addition to a lack of land and investment, water shortages, poor infrastructure and land rights issues are also blamed for limiting improvements in agriculture. To protect domestic farmers, the government also imposes limits on some imports and trading of food staples, which has been criticised by consumers and international trading partners.
"For Indonesia there definitely is a need to boost self-sufficiency. How you go about this, is open to question."
Ummm, give property rights and free markets a try. Elect a government that doesn't interfere, and your question will soon be answered.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

♫ OH, YOU DON'T GET ME ♫

I fart on the Union ... tra-la, tra-la
Oh Dear.  Seems that Tommy's commies don't like Wynniebag's commies.

WHEN YOU'RE A LIBERAL...

You want your children to pay for your mistakes.
"Moody’s credit rating agency changed Ontario’s debt rating Wednesday to negative from stable, citing concerns about the province’s ability to eliminate a $12.5 billion deficit by 2017-18 as scheduled."

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

JOINED AT THE ARSE

Stalling and Ducking: US Ambassador to Canada in perfect sync with President Jughead
"Many Canadians have already been saying that they've given up on Mr. Obama and now count the days until he leaves office.  That may be good survival strategy for Canada.  But it can't be good for the U.S., which doesn't have so many allies that it can afford to offend one of the most important"
h/t Financial Post

SO GLAD YOU ASKED THE &*%$#@G QUESTION

Brigitte Gabriel carves hijabi a new one.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

PULLING RABBITS OUT OF THE HAT...

...and other illusions.
What Alberta Finance Minister Horner said:
“Financially, we end the year on a very positive note. ... We’re back in the black, without question.”
And what he forgot to mention
The annual (CTF) report shows Alberta spent $5 billion on capital projects, borrowing $3.8 billion, to bring the total capital debt, including debt incurred through private-public partnerships, to $8.7 billion.

DON"T WORRY...IT"S NOTHING BUT A LITTLE TREMOR...

...and the Chief Seismologist is nothing but a little wimp.

PEASANTS AND THEIR PARASITES

"No society can long thrive by making its innovators subservient to its bureaucrats."
The very fact that Uber is in the judgment of many consumers a better product is what provides the motive for destroying it. That is economic, intellectual, and moral perversion, but that is how politics operates. Its mandate is to stand between consumers and producers until it gets its cut...What is most perverse about this arrangement is that the firms in Category A are obliged to ask the parasites in Category B for permission to engage in commerce.