Friday, February 6, 2015

MAY I HAVE THE ENVELOPE PLEASE

...And the Winner of the 2015 Ontario Farm Organization Slurpathon is...the Christian Farmers Federation of Ontario!!!!!
WARNING: May induce Vomiting
"We need to adapt our strategies and policies to capture the interest of the decision makers.  Protests are not likely to work in this political climate...There is an old saying that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar....Instead of approaching politicians with a fiery attitude and raised fist, we need to take a gentler and more cooperative approach." 

9 comments:

  1. Jeepers, anyone who would write that stuff has to be equipped to do both at once.

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  2. Jesus H. I thought our Alberta Beef Producers could suck hole. They are nothing but kindergarten kids compared to these potlickers.

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  3. Have some fun, leave a comment on their website. Mine lasted about half an hour.

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  4. How stupid does the CFFO think people are? As if anybody would think for one second that this gang of woosie pussies would be able to shake a fist. Maybe wave a handkerchief, and a white one at that.

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  5. CFFO. What's that stand for? :)

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    1. Certified Fartsniffing Fatmers Ontario?

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  6. I could writ a little poem about peter Peters and not eating pumpkins either

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    1. Peter Peeters, peeter eater.........gets a bit repetitious.

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  7. I don't know anything about farming but I know a lot about human behaviour. When I come across something like this there is only one conclusion. The author is either deriving some kind of benefit or expects to do so.

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