CHIEF SPENCE AND THE FAKE AMAZING FISH BROTH

 I had already witnessed enough weirdness, which peaked on day three of my futile vigil when I saw Spence picked up at the dinner hour in a white Hummer chauffeured by Mohawk Warriors. I assumed they were taking her to the nearby 4-star downtown Delta Hotel, where she reportedly stayed when she needed a break from the teepee. As it got harder and harder to maintain the fiction about the starving chief in the tent, the story changed to say that she was not on a hunger strike in the traditional sense, but was supplementing her diet with fish broth.